I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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