ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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