Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ifuckahotgirl hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(702): View more from Nevada

grinding to god bless the USA? really?

(860): View more from Connecticut

shut up

Fav 12 1192 1538
share tweet
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings

Fav 11 1224 4877
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.

Fav 41 5268 877
share tweet
(404): View more from Georgia

Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags

Fav 12 1067 4733
share tweet
(586): View more from Michigan

The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.

Fav 17 5332 1384
share tweet
(518): View more from New York

Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.

Fav 7 4687 1332
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(740): View more from Ohio

I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.

Fav 6 2672 1190
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.

Fav 2 1624 630
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.

Fav 0 18 18
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT