After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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