Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i will never coherently bang her
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
