can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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