I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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