They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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