i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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