also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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