come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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