I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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