Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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