I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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