my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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