So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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