Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
