You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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