im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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