So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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