How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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