He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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