So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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