no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
My underwear smells like fireworks.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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