You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
