i just wanna soil my oats bro
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
how drunk are you?
Several
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
