i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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