Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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