One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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