i would punch a child for taco bell
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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