respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
