Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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