Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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