You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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