Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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