It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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