what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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