ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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