i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
