I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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