I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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