I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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