Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
In other news, I just burned my penis
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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