Dual....:-)
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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