Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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