Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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