Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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