By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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