Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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