I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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