Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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