like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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