And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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