We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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