love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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